General Interests |
Hello, my name is Vanessa. My lovely friend Kira has convinced me to start sharing my interests with the world. Here it goes... |
Solar Eclipse - May 20, 2012
Starring at the sun makes you do crazy things.
Ellen.
I danced with Ellen yesterday!! Well, not so much dancing…it was more clapping and snapping than anything else.
Curious what The Lorax is about? This should answer your questions.
It’s not always fun being an assistant and feeling like a dumby.
All better.
Not a fan of online matching.
I never check my horoscope but for whatever reason yesterday, it caught my attention. I was on the LA Times website and decided to peruse. Once you click on HOROSCOPE it gives you two options: “daily forecast” or “celebrity match me!.” As you can probably guess with their use of the exclamation point, I clicked on “celebrity match me!.” This is where I went wrong.
I entered my birthday and the preferred age range for my celebrity suitor (a safe 27-37 year range). Then I clicked “Match Me Now.” Nothing could have prepared me for my results: Joey Fatone and Justin Long.
Excuse me, LA Times?! Why are these two guys even in the drawing? I’m sure there are countless celebrities that were born when the stars best align with a Taurus. Why Joey Fat One? And a 10 in harmony and soul connection? Come on!
I will no longer be taking part in these online matches. Thanks a lot! Now I need a new hobby.
I’ve been down Easy Street and I’m here to tell you, there’s nothing wrong with taking this way out.
Stair sledding.
Turns out dogs can’t really do it without getting hurt. AWWW. (her cheek isn’t supposed to look like that)
Somersaults.
As I kid I LOVE gymnastics. I would spend hours in the grass doing cartwheels and somersaults. Unfortunately for me, it always ended the same - coming inside and spending the evening agonizing in pain from itching all over. Aww, the good old days.
ALSO, these nuggets are delicious (pictured above). Boy am I glad they don’t make ‘em with DEAD SEA SALT.
Naughty Conversions. Bad Translation.
Work was very exciting today, as I received two of my favorite emails of ALL TIME.
Check up the email from Eduard (from Russia with love). He congratulates me on Christmas (finally I get the recognition I deserve!) AND wishes me to execute my most secret desires in the new year. Thanks for the sweet email, Eduard. I too hope to feel the heat of hearts this year.
Below is an excerpt from another amazing email, which comes to us from Japan. Can you guess the pink pop monster they are referring to??
NITSUKI MINAJIYU/SUPER BASE
BEST NEW ARTIST
OTHER THINGS THE PINK POP MONSTER WHICH SUDDENLY BECOMES THE PERSON OF THE TIME EXCEEDING THE FRAMEWORK OF THE WOMAN WRAPPER, YOU ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF THE ENTIRE WORLD NOW ONE AND ONLY AS “AN IDEA CONTEST”
Climbing up the green Big Sur mountains ! (Taken with instagram)
My dad drinking boba: “This doesn’t make any sense. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I was just thinking ‘what I need is a...
Enjoying fresh sushi at the Japanese market with Kira.
Futomaki at Matsuyaaaaaaa
Heading home to Los Angeles
Stacy gave me a nightgown + we let our hair dry naturally + this door is in the alley behind her house = a picture that actually asked us to take...
a photo of a photo of me turning 6, wishing for a lifetime of CAKE !! (it’s okay to tell you guys what i wished for because it pretty much already...
This is a southern Italian treat called ‘cassata.’ They are also known as “The breasts of St. Agatha,” so named for a Catholic martyr who was being...
Compose Message
To: Jared Leto
From: Jared Leto
She’s no you.
Send
Scarlett Johansson & Jared Leto, 2004
Brittani
Who would like to see
Heaven on earth
A dolphin become my friend
And Jonathan...